The perfect driver
current mood: amused
current song: "Stop The Rock" by Apollo 440
A family (dad, mom, son) are traveling in their car. A road policeman stops them. He checks the seats, the safety belts, the car plate, the medical kit. Everything is in place. Then he says,
'Congratulations! You're the perfect driver. We have a special initiative today, we give money to the best drivers. Here you are, 500 dollars.'
'Thank you very much', the dad says. 'That will be useful. Now I can finally start the course for a driving license.'
Meanwhile, his wife adds,
'Do not listen to him, officer. He always talks nonsense when he is drunk.'
Their little son shouts from the back seat,
'I told you that we were going nowhere with this stolen car!'
A voice comes from the boot in the back,
'Hello? Did we cross the border already?'






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